i am afraid to eat. and i always eat
. constantly. (have a high motabalism)
[it would be a good time to point out that i am absolutly horrified of rank food. bad experiences]
now today as i was watching much music, a commercial came on that would forever change my life. there was this drop-out junkie dude, who was still probably living at his mom's, going to get breakfast. this guy, we'll call him Guy, goes to get the cereal and milk. Pours the ceral till it overflows (Guy probably had a hangover) and goes to pour the milk. nothing comes out. turns the milk container upside down and this solid, gray, vile mass comes into view. theres the first disgusting part.
so Guy shruggs, takes the container back and returns with the milk bag out, and commences to squeeze the rank milk over his cereal.
*PLOP* right in the kisser (lol family guy...)
he spreads the solid, gray, vile and putrid supposed-to-be-milk on top of cereal w/o much success and then eats it!
i very nearly fainted!
next was my fear of eating, and now my goat cheese has gone weird, and i whole heartedly trusted it to be good. and i ate it and, just argh!
it was almost as bad as evil dead, when the zombies explode and theres mouldy ham hanging from the ceilings. while my friends were scared something was going to jump out, i was silently barfing in my mouth.
on the more optomistic note, i'm not procrastinating as much and actually doing chores...
i shant eat for days
Distracted
Bemused
Not Impressed
Tired
Repulsed